Saturday Shorts – Hands~Face~Isosceles

Touch you

Wash your hands

And this

I’ll handle it

Twenty seconds

Long enough

On your back

No on top

Head first

Can’t speak

Window open

Keep it down

You’re joking

Noise

Right angle

Bend knees

Triangle

Two feet above toes

Isosceles

Dirty talk

Mouthwash

Me too

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How old?

Heavy head, left side
loaded, fingers up, thumb
cheek-bone posing, what’s
with the grin, new look
index only, hand free, why
not, can’t face the picture
head shot, cut, a single ear
cropped, no hair revealing
not putting out, nor pulling
either, you’re how old, surely
younger, okay give in, a smile
no glasses, yes, a hat a given.